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funk head

An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.
What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?
by Tonycanuck99 July 3, 2007
mugGet the funk headmug.

Funk

When a part of your body is in a small amount of pain when you either sleep in a wrong position, or when you pull a muscle.
Andrew: Aww, man. I slept wrong, I've got this evil funk in my arm.

Matt: Just fall on it or soemthing... Pop it back into place.
by Matt Lance March 31, 2008
mugGet the Funkmug.

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016
mugGet the help me funkmug.

confusion funk

Playing at least 10 songs from different genres at the same time
Just siting here vibing to some confusion funk
by Toritheforehead February 13, 2021
mugGet the confusion funkmug.

Funking bees

1. Bees that are funking (as in, to dance)
2. A polite synonym for "Fucking bees"
"ay those bees are funking bro, hell yea"

"these funking bees won't leave me alone"
by påšs thê bęäñś July 8, 2020
mugGet the Funking beesmug.

Brazilian funk

Brazilian funk, also called "funk carioca," is a music style born in Rio de Janeiro's favelas. It mixes fast beats, repetitive rhythms, and explicit lyrics . it's hugely popular at parties and clubs in Brazil and beyond. Some artists use it to address social issues and empower their communities. A lot of Americans listen to is without even knowing what it says.
by faggotsuperman123 May 10, 2024
mugGet the Brazilian funkmug.

Funk Gunk

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity
Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…
by h31l0 August 28, 2021
mugGet the Funk Gunkmug.

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