Funk

A discord user that is both mentally retarded and more useless than the democratic party. Blocks anyone with valid criticism and has sking thinner than wrapping paper.

Funk: Hey guys

Anon: what's up

Funk: I'm gonna block you for not using proper English.
Anon: seriously

Anon 2: don't worry that's just Funk

Anon: ah okay

by Narvin123456 November 22, 2023

christian funk

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 25, 2023

The Farrelly Funk

When a family has a scent that’s so strong that it can not be explained by conventional science.

Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007

by Innocent bystander 01 November 28, 2021

Funk

when you mean to say fuck but you somehow manage to squeeze an n into it

guy: funk you
guy 2: fuck you

by Wdvdkwcowufpqhspqhdpqhskqvsoqv July 21, 2022

fuck funk

Fuck funk is when you are just in a funk and come off grumpy and moody when really all you need is a good fuck

“Why is Steven in such a funk” “Ugh he’s just in a fuck funk”

by Ally Herbert November 19, 2021

funk

funk is a better word for disgusting or nasty. You have to say like before you say funk or else you are saying it wrong!

"ew that girl over there smells like funk"

by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021