fu

another way of saying lame or dumb

how could you do that fu ass shit to me

by don’t trip bitch November 19, 2020

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

fu f ef fishy

an alternative for the word fuck, usually used when someone is scared. you use this when you can't say the word fuck because there are people around you, so when the letter slips out of your tongue, you cover it up with the phrase fu f ef fishy. this phrase originated from chittaphon leechaiyaporkul, also known as the best dancer in kpop.

"omg i am so scared! fu- fu f ef fishy, aaahhh mr fish!" says ten on wayv's dream plan

by sexiest fish you will ever see January 20, 2021

FU#0001

FU Is Hacking The Planet Until It Crashes. He's also been running skids since 2013. #BLMDONTMATTER

FU#0001 Runs The World

by FU#0001 January 21, 2021

FUS

Fuck The United States or fuck us referring to the bad year 2020

Umm FUS

by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021

fu

A short form of saying: Fuck you.

Fuck this kid who killed me in Fortnite.

by Urban dictionary sucks. April 19, 2021