French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue

"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple

by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016

French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.

Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023

French sip

When your lover kisses you with a mouthful of wine, preferably champagne, and passes you a sip; thus a French sip.

She drank from her champagne glass, kissed me and gave me a French Sip.

by aspman September 23, 2015

French Dipping

French dipppng is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required.

Alternate version: Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and French Dips someone (marinara and mozzarella)

Andrew was the first to pass out at the party, so Nadia pulled out her beefy lady lips and gave him a proper French Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021