Father on top

a phrase for describing Park Jimin, Park Jimin being the father, the “savior”, our “leader” etc. in breaking records, standards, topping charts, and just being THE Park Jimin. Father on top as he is the the standard and is the one who kpop nugus want to be birthed by as they try and top charts but fail, he is above all and superior. He IS the father *in a maury povich voice*

Jimin reached #1 on Hot 100 Billboard, Father on top!

by lalalalalalalol June 27, 2023

Herpes father

Giving a girl herpes, then said girl sleeps with another dude, hence you become his herpes father. "Luke, I am your herpes father.!"

Kevin-"Dude, I got the herpes from that girl Liz you hooked me up with." Frank- "yeah man, how do you think she got it son! I am your herpes father!"

by Kirstyfire June 11, 2014

fucktard fatherfucker

The opposite of dumb mother fucker . The. 2017 Version of " Mother fucker "

You are a fucktard fatherfucker!

by Lemarie February 3, 2017

Mustard Farth

The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.

As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.

by Jazz Speller November 1, 2017

Strict Fatherly Figure

He is everyones loveable father, everyone is his child, he runs the cult which is called "The Church of Dad"

Child "Have you heard of Strict Fatherly Figure"

Stranger "No?"

Child "Hes your father"

Stranger "Okay"

by PlsHelpMe May 17, 2018

worst father

Troy Guild

Troy Guild is the worst father

by Thetruthforyall April 7, 2018

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019