Forceclosure

What a user must do when a program (like an Android app or any computer program) crashes, (either using alt-F4, ctrl-alt-del); they have to force the program to terminate.

Analogous to when the housing bubble crashed, people had to foreclose on their mortgages.

I had to uninstall that app, it was so buggy that whenever I ran it I had to keep going into forceclosure.

Looks like that Mac antivirus I downloaded was actually malware, I had to initiate a forceclosure.

by imsohotness June 19, 2011

Forced drinking

Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.

Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking

by bigfras December 10, 2013

FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT

The method of wearing down a girl's resistance by going as far as she is willing to go sexually, then retreating to a submissive state for a moment, and repeating the process, each time gradually going further until she consents to sexual intercourse.

She was hesitant to my sexual advances, but after gradually breaking her down using the FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT method she consented.

by Emperor Lucifer Caligula April 12, 2014

farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.

For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.

by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016

Forced Censorship

When a Kidz Bop song uses horribly inaccurate, cringy lyrics to cover up swear words.

Man have you heard some of the forced censorship Kidz Bop has been including lately? I heard them say: "Walk up to the club like: "Whaddup I got a hit song- I'm so pumped I got some clothes from the Thrift Shop."

by Lumacurve June 28, 2016

force

A push or pull acting on something

The force of the wind nicked down that tree

by El domi February 22, 2017

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018