Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.

I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.

by MaroonDog March 13, 2016

Foot-head

Verb.

The act of mounting one’s foot or both feet on top of a partner’s head during sexual intercourse. Often done in a demeaning or aggressive manner typically from the “doggy-style” position.

Alternative forms: foot-headed, foot-heading

“DAMN bro, last night shawty asked to get degraded so I straight up put my crusty ass toes on her head.”

Holy shit, you foot-headed?!?

by Bussy-slayer December 08, 2022

Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.

Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.

by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 18, 2020

Ian Foot

Ian Foot is the chief immigration officer for one of the busiest airports in Europe. Being the first line of defence for our nations boarders, he does sometimes get labeled with the racism tag, but claims he is in no way a racist. He is also known to be an excellent board game maker. He also came up with the world famous phrase “If in doubt, keep em out”.

Person 1: That person is definitely not a racist.
Person 2: Yeah, must be Ian Foot.

by BenjameenoDeeno November 09, 2019

Foot Buger

The solidified brown gunk on the inside sole of your shoe or sandal when you wear them without socks.

Those Thrift Store shoes were cute, but they were filled with foot buger, so I passed.

by Yertie July 27, 2014

foot fetish

When one has the desire to suck and kiss a girl's feet.

Jake reached his girlfriend's foot, pulled off her socks, and started sucking and kissing her toes. The pleasure made her moan in delight as she enjoyed the experience. He had an extreme foot fetish for soft, polished feet.

by yourgravelieshere March 12, 2023

Foot Titty

A woman (or man) who's titty looks as if an amputated foot from the ankle down has been gorilla glued to her/his chest. (A really saggy cone titty.)

Hey you, no not you, you! No the other guy, yea you... You got a foot titty..

by Mr foot titty November 18, 2013