Fortnite

Dude 1: "Yo fortnite old af"

Me: "Your just a hater"

Everyone: ".......... agreed..."

Dude 1: "Wait for it"

Epic Games: "Fortnite Season 12 Is postponed"

Everyone Including Me: "Sigh" (Pause) "Enough said, switch to pubg

by revolver196831 February 10, 2020

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This game is very bad do not play for more than 2 hours or else you will get severe brain damage

Mom: Time to get off the PlayStation you've been playing Fortnite for 3 hours
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance

by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019

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It’s a shooting game is popular and everyone doesn’t shut the fuck up about seriously like shut the fuck it’s dying

I hate Fortnite it’s garbage

by XxxBeastMode June 25, 2019

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“Fortnite” is a pixel screen game, run by the company “epic” it is an extremely popular game, ( usually played by children ) the best part is... it’s free! It has lots of cool stuff! ( as children would say ) it is just like the game “call of duty” but less violence, you can chat to random people all over the world! Starting from England, all the way to Australia! It feels so good when you win! Just thinking to your self, oh my god! I just survived 100 people! And I won! But... then comes the bad part, it’s a money drainer! People spend up to 90 to 300 dollars/pounds/euros (etc) every day, and parents absolutely hate this game! Children never go out doors where Mother Nature is. If you put a vote on the internet about if fortnite was the best, it would obviously win, fortnite’s the best!

Kid 1: Hey have you seen that awesome game?!

Kid 2: Yeah! It’s the best duh! Fortnite

by Awesome Definitions January 27, 2019

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A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.

"fortnite is an epidemic that's threatening our continued existed"

by anonymous November 12, 2019

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