Pissy Flaps

A female with urine all over her vagina. So much that she has a tendency to stain things when seated.

Who the fuck pissed on the sofa man!?

That was the fat bitch man, she just sat down, she had a right pair of pissy flaps

by b2kthegod December 17, 2015

flap-hatch

A woman's vagina

She opened her flap-hatch for me.

by TheDublinBoss March 29, 2013

sneaky flap

Like a sneaky nut but for girls

Send me a sneaky flap

by Shalissassquad October 27, 2017

crack flaps

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

by A-Boogz July 03, 2014

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 23, 2020

Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 23, 2020

Cactus flaps

Long, thin, flat feet

Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.

by Flappyflap October 03, 2020