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Financial bitch slap

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.
That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.
by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020
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Financial Health

When you dont eat all day so you can get drunk off of two beers
"Wow man! Ive been thinking a lot lately about financial health"
by Poopypansy April 21, 2021
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Financier Cookie

A character from a popular game called Cookie Run: Kingdom. They are a cookie. People probably simp for them. They're from the Creme Republic, a place in the game. Also, I made this because apparently no one else did.
"OMG I JUST GOT FINANCIER COOKIE IN CRK, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
by LavinderWanderer January 16, 2023
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Math Finance

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.
i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
by cod1008 November 19, 2010
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Objective Finance

Probably the best thing to ever happen to Mankind.
Aiden saw the guaranteed benefit of Objective finance.
by TheZestyPepperoni February 10, 2021
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figantic

Short for "fucking gigantic" , used when little kids are around, and you will get your ass shredded if you say what you mean.
Holy fisht, do NOT touch that figantic wasp nest in our yard or you will be in trouble , and not just from mom...
by Rose Thourne August 7, 2006
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finae

1. Finae is either a pale man or women extremely in need of a "tan"
2: Very pale or ill looking
Matt "Did you see that guy with those crea doubles?"

James" The finae looking guy?"
by Mr.sin December 2, 2007
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