hung like a field mouse

(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.

"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."

by Rainifer December 18, 2008

fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.

the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.

by McCheesy November 1, 2003

fendi

ultra cool fashion house selling bags, clothing, accessories, shoes. has an alternating 'ff' logo. has a special 'selleria' line, using a special leather and topstitching. quite famous for their furs

1.)OMFG look at that bitch with the fendi selleria bag! thats like a $10,000 dollar bag!

2.)i SO want a fendi chinchilla coat. they're SO couture

by prada July 11, 2005

Fiendcore

Also known as Horror-Punk, Fiendcore was started by The Misfits in the late 1970's. This was inspired by the punk rock movement era in New York City. However, The Misfits are from New Jersey. Fiendcore is Punk, B-Movies, and Greaser music put in 1. its like...The Ramones and Elvis Presley having a kid and putting him in an old ass 50's movie about aliens and zombies. good shit.

Fiendcore is bumpin' out of that punk rocker's '57 bel air in which he is watching teenagers from outerspace.

by Jeskid March 31, 2007

welcome to the rice field mother fucker

A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.

New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.

by Great Guppy October 23, 2015

The Fielder

a cart wheel into a t-bag

When Timmy passed out last night, I gave him the Fielder

by Dawgleg August 23, 2009

strawberry fields forever

Whenever Your frustrated, just pretend your in a never-ending field of strawberries. Everything is peaceful. There's a gentle wind blowing... it really works! and also take a deep breath, breate in through your nose, and out through your mouth, and when your breathing out smile. It puts you in a super good mood. it also help to listen to the song "Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles

Guy 1: OH MY GOSH! I'M SO MAD! AHHH!

Guy 2: calm down there! pretend your in strawberry fields forever.

Guy 1: Ok ::closes his eyes for a minute::

Guy 1: woah! this really works!

by willywill72 July 1, 2008