Yeetus fetus

The male version of a snail in the time lapse of a orphan child

My cousin is honestly a yeetus fetus

by Dam yet October 19, 2018

Internet Feces

Radom 'crap' on the internet. Usually something interesting, fun, funny, or just plain odd. Basically anything on the internet that's not backed by a corporate compeny or is porn.

Psychoticgerbil.com is internet feces

by PsychoticGerbil.com August 23, 2004

fetus

the young of an animal in the womb, or egg in the later stages of development.

why are you so fat?
why im pregnant with my fetus, lauren.

by prego123 April 4, 2009

Fetus Master

Being the master of all fetuses, usually chosen by an election by the many feti Plural of fetus of the United States. The fetus master can control fetuses, and understand their thoughts.

Bob- What are thouse stupid feti thinking?
Not Bob- I don't know, ask the Fetus Master
Bob- Hey what are those feti thinking?
Fetus Master- The feti say..... Fuck you
Bob- Cool
Not Bob- Yeah Bob, Fuck you

by Brandon Burch October 5, 2006

harlequin fetus

An skin disease called Harlequin-type ichthyosis wich causes the skin to become diamond plated, as well as the eyes to turn out and the ears, nose, and appendages to be horribly deformed or non-existant. The mouth is drawn into a painful rendtion of a jesters smile. The babies usually die within days due to severe bacterial infection of the cracked skin.

Recently an internet phenomenon has started with people linking others to pictures of harlequin babies in an attempt to shock them. While not particularly shocking to many, some people are truly horrified; however these people are wrong. The correct response is to laugh long and laugh hard at the suffering of other human beings. Many bleeding heart liberals wish people would stop posting these pictures because it's "inhumane". They obviously haven't learned that internet trolls have no soul.

Dude, my friend sent me this *linkage*

OMFG WTF is that?!!??!

Harlequin Fetus

Oh, lulz

by Rena Maniacle June 1, 2006

focused

When a sport compact (preferably a Ford Focus) cuts you off.

Driver: holy crap that GTI just cut me off!
Passenger: son, you just got FOCUSED!

by Jawn P December 6, 2006

ford focus

a very attractive male who is also very sweet and who handles himself very well. also rides very smoothly ;) from time to time can be a bit of a setback not having some bigger and better qualities other guys have. overall pretty perfect though

person 1: i just started dating a ford focus :)
person 2: i'm so jealous they are so hard to find

by FordFocusLover December 17, 2010