February 24

The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on February 24th

A:Babyyyyyyyyyy guess what day it is!
B:Wednesday?
A:IT’S FEBRUARY 24,NATIONAL FUCK DAY!!!
B:OH HECK YEA

by SmollPP February 20, 2021

February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021

February 2

When you ask someone out and they have to say yes

Boy: I wanna ask her out
Girl: then do it!
Boy: what if they say no?
Girl: it’s February 2!
Boy: okay
Boy: I like you. Will you go on a date with me?
Girl: yes!

by Starapia February 1, 2021

Feburary 1st

only for big booty bitches

its February 1st its big booty bitch day

Feburary 1st means its a day to worship big butts

by lowercase_guy4 February 1, 2021

February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

by Feb2 August 3, 2021

February 31

pretty people were born on this day

hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end

by xiangling November 3, 2021

February 14

National consent day. Have consent before you do anything to anyone. Just cause its valintines day doesnt mean you get a free pass to be handsy.

"Hey can I give you a hug?"
"Thank you for asking! You can. Oh yeah is February 14 national consent day."

by Mayla louise August 24, 2021