fangirl

A fangirl is like a groupie, only underage or extremely unattractive. Groupies follow the band/artist/celebrity around and sleep with them. Often, fangirls say how much they would LOVE to sleep with the member and basically obsess over the band and/or musician it is normal to find posters and pictures of a certain celeb all over their walls and as their desktop background. They also make other, more normal fans look bad. How to eliminate a fangirl: garlic and sufficient sunlight work.

FG fangirl: OH EM GEE, IT'S RYAN CABRERA! I LOVE YOU RYAN! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

RC Ryan...: ????

by katastrophe May 18, 2008

Fanging

Short for fanny hanging, is a term used to describe when a male excessively hangs around with a female (e.g. his girlfriend) instead of spending time with the lads.

Oh my god, I can't belive he's fanging again! This is like the fifth day in a row, he's so whipped.

by daz_94 August 30, 2015

fani rag

fani rag- a smelly bit of cloth that you wipe ya fani with! lol

an old fat woman wofting a shiti cloth around her muff!

by austinpowers June 24, 2004

fanfic

A fiction story of a celebrity/famous game written by a fan. A fanfiction is often like a normal fiction, except for that it includes a real life celebrity. Sometimes, it includes the fan writer's name. There are usually antagonists in the story, but it's often a good ending.

Dude, how many fanfics did she write?

by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020

Fanfiction

1. Sheesh, how straight forward do you want it to be? Break it down into two words: "fan" and "fiction". As in, Fiction written by overly-obsessed fans of books. Get it?

And you had to go on this site to look it up? Loser.

2. Fiction written by fans (durr) who usually don't have a life and wish they were the author of the book they're writing fiction about. Yay them, huh?

Oh, and that's not all. Usually, their writing is pretty bad with grammar mistakes, misspellings of characters (main or not), and cliched events that don't follow the actual events in the origin of their writing. Wonderful *rolls eyes with a voice full of sarcasm*.

1. Harry Potter decided to steal Dudley's computer and go on Urban Dictionary to look up naughty words he overheard that Voldemort and Snape were acting out, until he found the word "fanfiction". He decided to look it up because he had no clue what it was (the loser) and BAM! He realized he's a loser because he couldn't define the word "fanfiction". Kinda like you. Woot woot. Case closed. Next.

2. Oh, but despite the fact that he's a loser for looking up such a dumb word, Harry Potter didn't stop there. He went on a fanfiction site to write his own fanfiction about his life (a.k.a. books by JKR). I feel sorry for him, but hey, it's not my life that's getting screwed up by fanfiction and loser-ish-ness, so I don't give!

by you're a loser. yay. July 6, 2006

fanfiction

A synonym for plagiarism.

See also: disrespect, creative rape, theft of intellectual property.

Fanfiction is taking an author/creator's work, building on it, twisting it, and distorting it so that the creator's vision is no longer recognizable, without even asking the creator's permission or taking his attitude toward his work into account.

Any fanficcer who claims to have an ounce of integrity is lying to you and to himself.

by nat s. March 18, 2008

fanfiction.net

a stupid site where otakus, goths and nerds (all idiots) go to talk about anime and anything from japan (because everyone knows EVERYTHING from japan is cool especially the yakuza and kamikaze pilots. when people don
t agree with them, they use "witty" comebacks that they think make them cool and the mods and admins delete good stories because of obscure rules that contradict many others.

"I went to fanfiction.net to look at some anime strories to masturbate to" -Otaku

by Phil March 28, 2004