cock fact

a cock fact is when a scientific theory is proven to be a real fact using ones cockular intelligence.Also it may be used to tell a guy what he is doing is not very masculine.

hey jimmy, COCK FACT: getting a girl drunk is the fastest way in her pants.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009

full fact

a true statement that can not be refuted. a fact that is not subject to the usual skepticism due to usual truth-stretching tendencies of the speaker.

-yo man, we need to get some LGs over here
-thats a full fact

-yo, when we get some LGs over here i'm gonna bust in one of their butts... and thats a fact

by SupBroseph September 22, 2009

Fish Fact

A fact of extremely dubious origin.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.

Steven: "One day soon you will be able to purchase spray-on televisions".

Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.

by Captain_Earlobe January 11, 2012

musical faces

Like musical chairs, except when the music stops, instead of battling it out to be the first to sit on a chair, competitors must sit on someone's face.

"Dude, you shoulda been at the sex party, we played a sick game of musical faces. Stevie got some 24 carat gold ass sitting' on his face!"

by Bonuspointsformonreal January 18, 2016

stick fats

Hang in there, don't stress, stay cool

Originally from the Wollongong, Australia

You'll just have to stick fats until it passes!

by emergion May 20, 2016

de facto virgin

Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.

May as well be a virgin.

Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.

Tim is a de facto virgin.

by Submitters of Words March 26, 2017

puppy farts

When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake

That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock

by ChildOfGod666 October 2, 2017