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by bluetextman July 30, 2021

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

shut the fuck up snapchat month

any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.

Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"

by imtiredofthisbsplease October 03, 2020

words of affirmationing you the fuck up

Purposefully using words of affirmation to please someone, usually a romantic or sexual partner, but can be a close friend also.
It can be very effective if used for good purposes and not your own.

- I love how you communicate, it's so clear and concise, it makes it so easy to be with you.
- Oh thank you for saying that, you're too kind.
- It's not about being kind, I'm just words of affirmationing you the fuck up ;)

by daflutterbyeffect August 10, 2023

fuck it up hony bitch

It’s a way of giving support to someone

omg I’m pop off
Ooop fuck it up hony bitch

by cheekybitch May 27, 2020

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 01, 2024

Sheen the fuck up

{phrase}

Dont just sit there being a pansy ass fuck, be a WINNER!

Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.

Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.

by johnny mc awesome March 07, 2011