Funk

A discord user that is both mentally retarded and more useless than the democratic party. Blocks anyone with valid criticism and has sking thinner than wrapping paper.

Funk: Hey guys

Anon: what's up

Funk: I'm gonna block you for not using proper English.
Anon: seriously

Anon 2: don't worry that's just Funk

Anon: ah okay

by Narvin123456 November 22, 2023

Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.

Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.

by Annie Mills September 13, 2008

Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired

I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.

by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017

funk lumper

Someone who funks lumps

Wow, rebel wolf really lumps funk. Such a funk lumper

by MrGingerRock May 21, 2022

funk

an epic switch involving 3 or more couples

Bro what’s the move tonight? “Parker’s parents are gone so we’re having a massive funk in his basement!” yooo I’ll be there we’re gonna mak so hard! “Hell ya u better pull up”

by reedballer2 May 17, 2019

Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Funk Generation

Brazilian Funk Studio Album by Anitta
Not to be confused with Brazilian phonk

Peep: “yo have you heard this phonk song that’s going viral on tiktok”
Dude: “bro that’s a brazilian funk not a phonk, you need to listen to Funk Generation by Anitta to understand”

by funk me punks December 29, 2024