Hockey

The best sport ever invented which is played on ice where the goal it to shoot a small black puck into a net. (Extremely hard to do, but very fun. Also it's really cool to watch)

Normal person: Hey what's better than hockey?
Sane person: *silence"

by Mixtum June 15, 2023

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Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

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Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.

Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?

by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017

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hockey nick

the best guy in the ENITRE world. He is peanut to my m&m. And he will dangle you on the ice and kick all of your asses... let me tell ya that. any girl would be so lucky to be with him, and all the guys wish they could be like him... he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet..... and easy to fall in love with :) haha

Hey did you see how amazing hockey nick was?

by s-elg 10 March 18, 2010

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