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February

The second month of the year that tends to confuse the hell out of people every four years with its added day. This month can either be a romantic time, or the worst time of the year. Some people tend to over exaggerate the holiday in the middle of the month known as Valentine's day and dress up in ridiculous costumes that just beg to be made fun of, while others just tend to hide away in the corners hoping the holiday passes quickly. Either way, people never seem to remember Groundhog's day which is the greatest holiday of the year.
1: Do you know the months song?
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away.
by ChelseaMae AlexisRennae January 21, 2009
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February 2nd

The day of the sexiest living beings, if you are born on February 2nd, you are a sex beast! You destroy people in Fortnite, and you are sexually attracted to Alex from Minecraft. Feb2 is your name, sex is your game.
by Sexy_Beast 69420BIGSEXYGIRLS October 16, 2019
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February 29

That day that comes around four years later uh, sucks to be you if you were born in this day so have fun
Guys it’s a leap year!
What’s that?
February 29th duh
by Dumb.rat.hoe October 21, 2019
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February 13th

The holiday when you break up with your significant other so you will not waste money on them on February 14.
Mike: it's finally February 13th time for me to break up with Jane.
by Kingslayer3000 September 8, 2016
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February 30

February 30th is national kiss a rat day ( can be an animal or human)
On February 30th I kissed a rat because it is a national holiday, sorry mom my first kiss isn't someone that will make me rich.
by AnD i Oop skskskkskskksksks October 17, 2019
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February 8

If you are born on this day, you are amazing. You are so beautiful and kind. You are probably one of the best friends ever. Be amazing! Just like the aquarius you are. You are probably also gay Love you! -Shea
Omg Jeff! did you know today is Sal's birthday?
Omg that makes sense! They were born on February 8th.
by S.H.E.A February 3, 2021
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february 17

GIVE YOUR BISEXUAL FRIEND A GIFT NO MATTER WHAT THE GIFT IS IT CAN BE CLOTHES FOOD TOYS ANYTHING AND THE SIZE SMALL BIG HUGE MEDIUM TINY
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FEBRUARY 17 MEANS GIVE YOUR BISEXUAL FRIEND A GIFT
by Monkey_Me February 15, 2020
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