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Kamikaze Fart

When you break wind and it smells so bad you start to gag. Usually happens while driving or in a small room.
Can also be used to attack a group of people by standing near them and farting loud.
Dude 1: Jesus, I had a kamikaze fart driving home. I almost died.
Dude 2: Shit nigga.
by Charles2337 November 24, 2009
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fart plie

That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.
I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019
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fart turd

by Erscpu September 14, 2016
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Fart and spin

The art of farting in a confined space and spinning round to increase maximum effect
If you don't back the fuck i will fart and spin
by Uncle fucker 2 October 2, 2016
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leaker farts

Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.
Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.
by Logibear May 17, 2009
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Fart dominance

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018
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