false

A mistake or blunder of one's judgement.

I didn't ride in his car! Who false is that?

by Bi-Nola December 13, 2003

Faisal

A guy with a weird dick. Not even blind people wanna fuck him!

Julie: Hey did you see that creepy piece of shit Faisal? I want to shoot him in the head.

by Mega_Chopsticks March 30, 2019

False Antichrist

A person who seems evil, but is actually good. An example includes Barack Obama.

Person 1: Obama is the devil.

Person 2: No he is a false antichrist that makes him black Jesus.

by Justintowin June 6, 2019

faiez

Kind, cute but a kind of nightmare dresses like a day dream, can be very kind and mean. People can’t differentiate whether he is a boy or a girl because he can be both literally.

You’re so Faiez, and I’m confused right now.

by Boxmen April 22, 2018

False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

false advertising

when a chick looks hot with sunglasses and takes them off and is ugly

she looked banging outside, but when she came in the building and took off her glasses, she was hella false advertising

by bleezy3 January 8, 2011

Butt False

To be false in the butt.
May be used to replace butt hurt

Damn, mang, you butt false

by T. I. T. May 4, 2008