ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.

Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day

by HK_MP5 May 20, 2018

Cutest thing ever

My boyfriend Gabriel

God damn my man is the cutest thing ever

by Hegotthatcutelook February 24, 2020

The BEST thing ever

Abdou Elkamili aka the most handsome man ever

Good morning texts from abdou elkamili are the BEST thing ever

by Wowieyeehaw April 22, 2021

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee May 24, 2018

Cutest cutie that ever cuted

Leading scientists all agree that the latest research is conclusive, the evidence is in and the answer is clear: Eloise E is the cutest cutie that ever cuted.

Eloise is indisputably the cutest cutie that ever cuted.

by rrffccll July 30, 2021

the poopyest man ever

The poopyest man ever is Tom, so there

Person 1 “who is the poopyest man ever?”
Person 2 “Tom ”

by Joe_is_lovely15 April 15, 2023

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023