ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.

person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.

by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018

Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .

“Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”

by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019

Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.

Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

Ethan

faggot

What an ethan... stupid bitch.

by ThiccyNiccy October 24, 2018

Ethan

That one annoying guy that everyone hates

That guy is such an ethan

by MinecraftGoat December 18, 2018

Ethan

a tall kid. ¯\_ツ_/¯

man that Ethan tall.

by hunter222222222222222222222222 June 6, 2017

Ethan

That one guy who thinks he's socially awkward but is really the life of the party. Cute, witty, sweet, intelligent, talented in the arts. Not a sports guy, but healthy. Really funny and a great to be around as a friend, or something more. People love him, despite that he doesn't know it. Good job you're a great guy. ❤️

Did you know Ethan's dating her? I can't believe it! She's so... Special...

by Supguysitsmeeee February 18, 2019