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Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch
You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan
by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018
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Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too
Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan
by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is one of the most useless people you'll ever meet. He might come off as sweet and caring at first but that's really just all a lie. He'll tell you he cares about, but apparently he cares about a lot of other people. He will straight up lie to your face and act like nothing wrong, while he's lying and cheating behind your back, if you ever meet anyone name Ethan stay far away from him because he will break your heart and not care at all.
Student 1: have you met the new kid Ethan?
Student 2: no but I heard at his last school he treated girls like trash so I don't wanna get to know him.
by The one lied to April 11, 2020
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Ethan

A guy who stays at home and smokes weed and plays guitar
Ethan is a pothead
by DICKFACE MAGEE September 30, 2018
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Ethan

The smelliest boy in the world.
What’s that smell? Oh, it’s Ethan.”
by stinkysmellyskeleton May 12, 2019
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Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.
Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up
by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018
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Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells
Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan
by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020
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