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Depression Trifecta

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.
Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!
by Dustin69 October 3, 2020
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salome is depressed and depression is salome
by username is taken 1234 October 18, 2020
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Karl: depression bug sads
by Your local goose dealer October 22, 2020
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Zepression

Noun
The phenomenon wherein Generation Z experiences higher rates of depression and other mental illnesses.

Verb

Classified as being a part of Generation Z while having depression or a mental illness.
Zepression has caused the standard of living for Generation Z to go down, compared to their parents.
After not stepping out of his house due to fear of catching the coronavirus, she fell into a deep state of zepression.
I don’t have any motivation anymore, I am so zepressed.

Did you hear the news? Another riot in Atlanta. All this negativity makes me zepressed.
by _abridged October 28, 2020
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depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.
Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.
by LazerJesus February 22, 2021
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Depressioness

Retarded way to say depression.

Another way to describe yourself as depressed.
I'm so Depressioness.
by niggamaster646 June 25, 2021
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Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.
My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed
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