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eat my pasta 

Jane: Eat my pasta will you.

John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it?
eat my pasta by Pope sensi November 25, 2007
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To steal or take something away without permission
1. "I ate off that nigga."

2. "that nigga ate off me"

3."Imma eat off him tonight"
eat off by Laeiel February 9, 2008

eat bread 

to perform oral sex on a girl that has a yeast infection
Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I didn't know she had a yeast infection, so I ended up having to eat bread.
eat bread by Sandalwood December 24, 2007

Eat the Bean 

when a girl/guy sucks on another chicks clit
Tod: you ever gave cassue head before
Kyle:yup
Tim:Ewwww u eat the bean
Eat the Bean by iNDiDORK July 1, 2011

Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

eat bread 

To eat bread,

is to basically smoke pot/weed(a.k.a. marijuana)
This is an useful way to talk about doing drugs without adults finding out what you're talking about.

This is the most recent/commonly used term to replace the former and widely used term "smoke weed"
Girl:i want to eat bread tonight because it takes me to cloud nine
Boy:Okay, ill make sure to bring some tonight

Teacher walks by,overhears their conversation and thinks:Now I want a bagel
eat bread by cloud999 July 8, 2011