Essex Dogs

Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.

The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.

I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.

by dj_monged September 10, 2004

Esso Easter Egg

When a girl dresses up as a bunny, and shoves an easter egg (chocolate) up her box. But takes too long in the washroom so when she comes out it over heats and resembles shit coming out of her pussy.

Hunny I have a prize for you" "did you shove shit up your pussy?" "no…….it's an esso easter egg"

by Scory & Char March 7, 2011

Essie

Essie is the definition of the term Hard Stuck. Like Tobias Fate, Gross Gore, Red Red Mercy and Gbay99

Dude i am so Essie right now its not funny.

by ossoP October 21, 2017

the essentials

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com

Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!

by Alex March 16, 2005

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

essaysex

n. pleasure induced by extraordinary prose that is equatable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

see pimpmyessay

NOTE: essaysex™ is a trademarked term.

by aeneous July 28, 2008

essk

(esque)

Adapted to be a reference to anal sex, particularly of a deviant nature.

Reference to an obscure He-Man comic character.
Essk the Conquerer appeared in a three-part series where he fell in love with He-Man and resulted in a homo-erotic love scene.

"I want to love you, essk style"

by Johanbur July 20, 2008