by Badie1010 August 31, 2023
Get the Emotional Chippy Slapmug. The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
Get the emotional masterbationmug. This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
Get the emotional microwave popcorn friendmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025
Get the Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia The ruin of humanity
Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.
Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.
by Cynical dragons December 1, 2017
Get the emotionmug. EMOTION-XXXXXXX is a hypothetical emotional state where if a human were to feel every single possible emotion all at once some how, not one after another, all of the emotions exactly being felt at once. if their brain could process it smoothly without being overwhelmed, and WITHOUT sensory overload, and without ANY difficulties of the humans brain proccessing it, and proccessing them all and smoothing them all out into one single emotion composed of every single possible emotion? remember this is all hypothetical. he mixture of emotions could cause a variety of effects, ranging from euphoria to extreme anxiety. The strong intensity of the emotions could also cause physical effects, such as dizziness, heart palpitations, and increased respiratory rate. It is possible that the human would reach a state of transcendent peace, where they are able to truly understand and experience all the emotions at once and achieve a state of ultimate enlightenment.
by Kriscrimsonwood August 31, 2023
Get the EMOTION-X7mug. You ever notice you blame literally everything womem have going on on higher negative emotion? That OR men. Why are women choosier? High in negative emotion. Why women psychological contagion? High in negative emotion. Why women crime? Evil fat cock man make women crime. Why sloot? Fat cock manipulate women into loving fat cock.
Hym "You ever notice Jordan Peterson always credits either men or 'higher in negative emotion' as the reason behind women's behavior? I just noticed that. Oh, and earlier puberty. Hey JeepJorp. Why women like fat cock?"
Dr JeepJorp "They're higher in negative emotion! They need a fat cock to displace the negative emotion! But they don't ever fuck retard just for having a fat cock. They get manipulated INTO fucking retard by narcissistic men! Nothing is ever their fault! It's men! Making them be whores!"
Dr JeepJorp "They're higher in negative emotion! They need a fat cock to displace the negative emotion! But they don't ever fuck retard just for having a fat cock. They get manipulated INTO fucking retard by narcissistic men! Nothing is ever their fault! It's men! Making them be whores!"
by Hym Iam June 1, 2023
Get the Higher in negative emotionmug.