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Dude, your text is drunk. 

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.
Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."
Related Words
When a female makes a post on social media about dudes, with the intention of getting dudes to comment about how they are "not like all the other dudes".
Girl, that post is total dude bait!
dude bait by Grizco January 17, 2017

Dude mood 

The moment a guy has after he completely satisfied not only his girl/guy but is also completely satisied his self.
It's a feeling only dudes know, "Dude Mood"
Dude mood by Lastjesster February 21, 2017

Dude-Heavy 

Term used to explain male to female ratio or masculine dominance

-Danny and Cameron
this Orgys really dude-heavy , Lets split
Dude-Heavy by Dude Heavy October 28, 2017

dude pond 

I fell into a dude pond last night
dude pond by Dildo Baggins December 13, 2017

dude hummus 

'man I think she is addicted to dude hummus, someone get her a cracker'
dude hummus by Maxpowerballs December 22, 2017