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Dong Draper

Getting a blow job while she’s on her knees behind you. She pulls your dong between your legs causing your balls to drape over said dong
Erin was amazing, took her home and she gave me a Dong Draper
by N8 Bach May 12, 2021
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bobby dong

very sexy man, player, usually a nigga
by omg wtf ur so cool March 7, 2020
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Ding dong

A ding dong whip is a term for a stolen car
Yo fam get in the ding dong the feds are coming
by NEDL May 23, 2020
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The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass
Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes
by KKK77777 March 13, 2018
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Jacket Dong

The strings on a jacket that adjust the hood.
Is normal if one jacket dong is longer than the other one.
by SolidSulfur November 27, 2010
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Ding,Dong

Invented by Sir Leslie Phillips,

To indicate attraction to another person used as an ice breaker chat up line.
Sarah this is Matt , Matt this is Sarah. Matt " Ding,Dong"
as an attractive girl comes within ear shot direct the words "Ding,Dong" in her direction accumponied with a confidend charm smerk.
The words "Ding,Dong "can be streched out slightley for inhanced inpack on delivery.
by Balloonio May 28, 2017
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dim dong

1. a term to use when calling someone dumb, stupid, or idiotic, without being ableist

"ur such a dim dong"

2. an endearing term to call your best friend: a better word for "bestie"
"dim dong ur guitar is out of tone"
"i love you dim dong"

"Mao Ze Dong was a big dim dong"
by shu maltese January 26, 2022
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