by Beema23 January 27, 2021
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)
Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
by OldFart77 December 27, 2009
The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.
Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
by Señor Spaghetti March 16, 2016
by twitfollower April 21, 2011
by Lovely definitions December 01, 2018
The strong desire to not leave your house in summer. Even though the weather would be good to do outside activities or hang out with your friends
It is often seen through summer vacation
Not to be confused with winter depression
It is often seen through summer vacation
Not to be confused with winter depression
Person 1: Oh have you seen her outside these days?
Person 2: No, I think she might have summer depression
Person 2: No, I think she might have summer depression
by Godlyaura February 10, 2019
The depression of most byler shippers. Byler is the ship of Mike Wheeler and Will Byers in the show Stranger Things. You get the depression when someone says Mileven is real, or byler will never happen. We all know it will.
by Byler shipper July 22, 2018