Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

Ho Deflector

More commonly known as an elbow or the bone under the weenus, the ho deflector is used as a tool to deflect ho's that sneak up from behind. Also known as the Ho Rejector.

Damn did you see Gerald throw an elbow at Sally?
Nah man he used his ho deflector on her skank ass.

by Asshat7 April 11, 2017

Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

troll detected

Ignorant human being.

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+BillBuffet

Vladimir Putin loves gay people.

Troll detected !!!

by RootX September 6, 2017

Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."

by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018

Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.

The Referral plan is now defuct

by sz? May 28, 2018