dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

Datenize

To beat up a homeless woman untill he can't recall how or why his shoppingcart was stolen from him/her.

Yo, I datenized the sh*t out of that hobo in town!

by datenize bitch January 21, 2013

datenesia

The situation where a person starts dating and completely forgets about their friends & family.
After the dating has ceased, they then act like their usual selves again.

Matt never answers my texts anymore to hang out, what gives? Oh I forgot, he is dating a new gal and has datenesia.

by mr.nichols May 12, 2015

DrtyNgr

A dirty nigger that is not worth your time to type out the whole thing

Bob-this DrtyNgr keeps posting pictures of watermelon and chicken, what should I do?
Jim-block that Ngr

by Long Shlong 6969 June 7, 2016

Dating Machine

Also known as a hoe

Man, i'm a dating machine this week
That girl michelle is a dating machine

by KnowledgeBearer June 16, 2016

Dating a Donald

When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.

When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.

by The adventures of G-Girl February 28, 2017