dating probation

When you've screwed up your relationships so bad that your friends don't think you should pursue another relationship for awhile, so they put you on "dating probation".

After a terrible break-up, Dominic's friends put him on dating probation.

by nicestgirliknow December 20, 2009

Layin' on da Darin

The art of starving a person (male and/or female) for action.

Darin typically lays on da Darin with every male and/or female.

by Father T October 31, 2004

Darling

1. something that he/she uses in a sentence when they want to get in your pants.
2. a word used after amazing sexual events
3. usually someone who is attractive.
4. a chick magnet if its your last name

1. hey darling, what are you doing later tonight?

2. oh darling! that was amazing! how did you do that thing you did?

by jdizzle13 February 3, 2010

Darlington

A tiny little town in Wisconsin with too many old people and bars and not enough things for young people to do but drink. Someplace nobody's ever heard of.

John: Where do you live again?

Joe: I live in Darlington.

John: Where?

Joe: Exactly

by TDot2552 July 6, 2009

darling

a description mainly for women, can be patronizing.

Darling it was only a bycicle!

by X_Ellie_X December 28, 2005

Dating Virgin

Where someone hasn't been out on a date with anyone or asked anyone out.

"Hey, did you hear? Tom is still a dating virgin!"

by Angel H2r9 April 24, 2010

dating an older man

Bald-digging

Fancy going bald-digging later?

My friend's dating an older man; she's such a bald digger

by Oldmanlover November 1, 2013