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Dumbass Hoe

When you say/do something hella fucking dumb and you can’t comeback from it or defend yourself from what you just said, you’re a dumbass hoe.
“Paul’s cousin be a dumbass hoe sometimes bruh”

DUMBASSARY 

Falling for fuckboi shit... Going against your better judgement... Having no better judgement... Taking the trickboi home with you.... Saying yes to (less than suitable) boi...
Keeley giggled and said yes to a second date with a fuckboi, knowing all the while his only accomplishments had been sexually satisfying her and a complete list of DUMBASSARY!

Keeley should have stayed home instead of getting caught up with the DUMBASSARY of the day.

DUMBASSARY had become a thing of Keeleys past, after spending time in jail over a fuckboi...

Royal Dumbass 

v. Someone who thinks they are smart, but in reality, are very stupid; a very stupid person.
George W. Bush was a royal dumbass for thinking that the War of Terrorism was a good idea.
Royal Dumbass by Chachiix March 6, 2010

Super Dumbass 

A straight person that wants to be oppressed so they make a sexuality to feel special
Idiot: I’m LGBTQ
Me: Same. What is your Sexuality?
Idiot: Super Straight. That’s where you only like women who were born women
Me: With that logic, Lesbians are straight, you Super Dumbass
Idiot: NO STOP OPPRESSING ME!!!!
Super Dumbass by IHateBigotry March 5, 2021

shsl._dumbass 

A cool mutual that is funny and plays roblocks with me 🥺🤞
Person one: "do you know shsl._dumbass on tiktok?"

Person 2: "no I dont"
Person one: "what a fucking loser LMAO"

schrodinger dumbass 

A Twitter user incapable of understanding what being satire is, and when they get called out they say some stupid shit like “well, it was hard to tell if they were joking or not, and that’s what’s scary about today’s society...”
a: hey guys! i just burned down a nursery home!
b: hey, that’s not nice...
a: i was joking lol
b: OMG!!!! schrodinger douchebag!!!!!
a: shut the fuck up you schrodinger dumbass cunt
schrodinger dumbass by version2nd August 24, 2022