Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

Cricket rub

Using your leg to rub against your mans penis while cuddling

Yeah girl I think I’m gonna dump him, he came from just me cricket rubbing him

by ELM2.0 September 15, 2020

cricketely

a person who holds much knowledge outside and inside games

Wow did you see that? That was so cricketely of them!

by High Boss December 9, 2020

Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.

Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket

by Macon P. March 4, 2023

Cricket people

A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.

Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.

by #1 cricket person June 23, 2018

Moon cricket

Person with neither job, money, personal hygiene practices , nor a majority of his/her teeth. They live day to day on government money and subsidies and complain / “chirp” that they’re not getting enough.

I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money

by Lonnie Smithers June 5, 2025

Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.

Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.

by bumbleflower September 20, 2024