Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

low crack

An ass crack that literally starts an inch or less above the anal cavity.

Evelyn is a low cracked byotch.

by mpf123 March 17, 2009

crack or sack

When you wipe your finger under someones nose and they have to identify wether the smell is from your crack or sack

Hey honey, crack or sack?

by Cthorn May 25, 2019

crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)

"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack October 11, 2007

crack body

When a woman has a nice toned/skinny body that seems to of been shaped with drugs and malnutrition, rather that a workout

That womans got a crack body

by young mad hatter July 2, 2014

crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you

There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."

by night shift March 11, 2014

cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

by Bagstrap January 24, 2014