Premature Conversation

The act of, in theatre, saying your line before the person your talking to, making the dialog sound weird.

Damn, tom just had a bad case of Premature Conversation.

Yeah, the play is ruined!

by The Theatre Boy March 14, 2011

Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.

Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.

by Frenchie Free May 30, 2018

converse all stars

believe it or not, they are the best shoose sneeckers or whatever you call them (footware) ever!!!!
no dobts

dude 1:hay dude cool converses!
dude 2:thaks.

by none85 April 24, 2005

chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

Converse All Stars

The Has-Beens of shoes. They were cool when only a few people had them. It gave them the alternative look but know gives them the "I own what everyone else does" look. They come in many different colours so more people buy them which just adds to making them less alternative. hen you have the cheap look-a-likes that just make you want to cry. Seriously. Thats how sad they are. Naturally they will be a legend to fashion and rock and roll but are a thing of the past and will only ever be cool again when posers stop wearing them and its back to the true alternative bunch.

Alternative rocker: I've had these Converse All Stars for years but know all the posers are wearing them.
Poser: I love my new fake Converses!!! Their pink and have sequins and I look like that girl from that video for that song that goes... well I don't nkow how it goes but I'm cool!

by Mrs. Eleanor Rigby April 21, 2007

Conversation Vampire

Someone that boring, that as soon as they become involved in a conversation with others….the life is sucked dry out of it. The people involved in said conversation disperse…leaving an unlucky sole alone with Conversation Vampire.....wishing he had left earlier!

Out for drinks with work letting your hair down…..
Along comes Conversation Vampire .
Has nothing to add, just stands there looking glum
Others get annoyed with this
Conversation Dies!

by AnnieWhiffkins December 15, 2008

Blanket Coverage

Term used to describe individuals who, when at a party or another miscellaneous gathering of peers, cannot decide on one single member of the opposite sex on which to concentrate their attentions, and so just hit on them all instead.

Usually ineffective...

Watch out girls, Booths going for blanket coverage again tonight...

by Jennie Furness May 24, 2006