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Country Metro

A style driven by a person who is from the South or Southwest that embraces their inner country/redneck spirit while displaying trendy, current styles typically seen in more culturally advanced metro areas. This style puts the individual in the spotlight from a fashion sense as a metrosexual but keeps them comfortable talking about and pursuing hunting, fishing, NASCAR, four-wheeling and other country-folk activities. One may often hear, "Hey y'all, watch this!" come from their mouth as they unbuckle a $100 belt and their designer jeans to jump into a rock quarry on a rope swing.
When the guys met Dave for the opening day of dove hunting season, they were all dressed in camouflage but Dave showed up with his designer field boots, pressed shirt, and collectible gun being called country metro for the rest of the day.
by BigwadSavannah June 16, 2018
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Country Mood

Sexual desire for people the same gender by those living in rural areas that is not considered as "gay" because it is experienced in the state of nature, outside of a heteronormative context.
I'm in a country mood. Ima eat yo butt, dude.
by Big poppa 62353456 January 28, 2018
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Country Touring

is the act of driving on the backroads while consuming alcohol and/or drugs. Best done in a truck packed with people. Also known as booze cruisin or crop checkin.
Terry: we have no after party
Leslee: I know a guy with a truck, grab your beer were going country touring
by hicktown johnson June 21, 2011
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Death Country

An off suit genre of heavy metal music with a mix of Country Celtic and Metal music. A term coined by the band Johnny Nocash.
by AMLFFL June 27, 2019
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Country Blumpkin

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.
by Kltom71 September 6, 2013
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Cross-Country

Simply exercising.

Requires no skill, all you literally have to do is run. The easiest activity one can do and it is called a sport.

The only reason people do cross country is because they are too small or fragile to do sports like football, soccer, volleyball, or any contact sports. People don't go to Cross country events because who wants to see someone exercise for 15 minutes?!?!?!

This "sport" gets way too much publicity and the runners think that they are better than anyone else simply because they can win. they say Cross is a team event but it really boils down to an individual effort. It is a competition of who is more in shape, not who is better and smarter.

Cross runners often have many shirts explaining that they can run. Most of them are putting down true sports by saying things like, "My sport is your sports punishment"

Please! Your "sport" is exercise. My sport takes BASIC exercise and requires more skill to be able to run AND throw, kick, catch, dive, etc.
I run cross_country

Bitch you exercise!!!!!

You should come and watch my cross-country meet, I'm gonna go for a PR
I would but I don't wanna watch people run around, its like nascar without the exciting parts
by spartanrocket9 October 18, 2011
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gross country

Similar to cross country, but instead of normal people running...it is morbidly obese people running (or at least attempting to). A horrifying and unpopular face melting spectacle.
Congratulations fatty, you are the gross country champion. Look at the trail of vomit behind you!
by andyfellovernet October 29, 2003
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