Self control

Self control isnt the same as self preservation,though some confuse the two. Self control is what keeps you from endangering yourself and the people around you. People who lack self control like to think of themselves as living dangerously or on the edge, which is not entirely off, but there's a difference between doing something risky on purpose and knowing what the risks beforehand, and wandering/stumbling your way into it and not knowing why. The same people who brag about living dangerously are the first to want credit for being cautious, they call themselves cautious every time they gain control of themselves, which is something other people are doing all the time, using self-control. It's like being honest, nobody should get credit for being honest, responsible, or using self-control and good judgment. Self preservation is doing anything it takes to survive, like a snake or a reptile, without any thought about anything else.

The girl didn't have any self control, but had plenty of self preservation.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Piece control thor

A guy who pretends to be Thor and mighty and worthy, but they are just a weak virgin soul

Oh hey is that piece control thor?

yeah he’s totally funny dude!

by thatoneguywhodie March 24, 2021

minor control

A clash royale strategy that is only used by The Best of the Best originated by b-rad and if you use it you are probably the chad of the group

Guy 1 lets 1v1
Guy 2 ok
Guy 1 is it ok if I use minor control?
Guy 2 you sir are a alpha male

by Kremit The Frog December 21, 2021

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

Middle Eastern Croud Control

Term To Discribe a Suicude Boming or Bomber

Middle Eastern Croud Control is a efficient way to disrupt a family event.

by One.Zesty.Lemon March 26, 2020

Damage Controlman

1. Responsible for maintaing repair lockers, training ships crew in all aspects of damage control.
2. Worthless ass-hats that do nothing but eat chips, drink soda, and play spades.
3. One who pawns his work and resposibitlies on to another.
4. Has the intellegince of a dingleberry.

Hey, werent you supposed to perform open heart surgery this afternoon?
Ya, I had the intern do it for me.
Dude, your such a DCman.

Have you seen my baseball?

Damn, your house looks like shit. Didnt you hire a housekeeper?
Ya, turns out she was a damage controlman.

by spanky mcbignutz December 1, 2005

quality control

A wonderful invention. Without this, alot of the people at this site would wind up speaking another language.

Without quality control, most of you would be fucked!

by Kantora March 21, 2004