who-am-i-kidding? condom 

The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.

That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom

who-am-i-kidding? condom by DJNrrd June 8, 2007

human condom 

A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.

An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.

A woman of little or no value.

*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.

Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.

human condom by Scotters August 13, 2007

Obama Condom 

Protection Fail!

Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!

Obama Condom by Giggles88 January 20, 2009

Mexican Condom 

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.

"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"

Mexican Condom by chumpguy December 31, 2013

double condom 

A double condom is slang for a bad idea in the guise of a good idea.

Making this field required is a double condom.

double condom by P ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dog December 28, 2015

Golfers Condom 

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

Golfers Condom by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016

shanghai condom 

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.

He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.

shanghai condom by syberfilm June 2, 2016