A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.
Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.
by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009
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A name given by locals of Bradford, Pa. to a particular convenience store located in a particularly run-down and crime-ridden neighborhood, known to be frequented by drug dealers and prostitutes who work for drugs.
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I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.
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I came to realize that remaining ensnared in golden handcuffs is the total antithesis to having self-compassion.
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Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.
by David G. S. November 14, 2007
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It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
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It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
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