clown house

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 27, 2007

clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.

The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.

by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.

Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?

by Jeff Ries March 19, 2007

clown the rice

To mess up badly. An unsuccessful attempt.

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

clown bag

A person who overcompensates in a professional environment.

That art director is a clown bag.

by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009

Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.

Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.

by Pieteman January 14, 2014

clown fire

A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.

This project is a complete clown fire.

by skebo5150 January 10, 2019