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clown house

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.
There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.
by No Amnesty June 27, 2007
mugGet the clown housemug.

windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
by Chip Control August 23, 2018
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Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...
by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011
mugGet the Clown Poundmug.

clobber the clown

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."
by Joe Bone March 7, 2005
mugGet the clobber the clownmug.

clown the rice

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.
by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008
mugGet the clown the ricemug.

clown fire

A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.
This project is a complete clown fire.
by skebo5150 January 10, 2019
mugGet the clown firemug.

clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.
Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?
by Jeff Ries March 19, 2007
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