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Support Clown

Those unreachable and not understandable people your company hires to perform mission critical systems supoort in a location so far away it would take a hot air baloon and 40 days to get there.
I called tech support three times today and kept getting the same support clown. Every time I did what he asked I could swear I heard a horn honking and wind whistle.
by ilookmarvlus March 14, 2012
mugGet the Support Clownmug.

clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.
Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?
by Jeff Ries March 19, 2007
mugGet the clown footmug.

clown bag

A person who overcompensates in a professional environment.
That art director is a clown bag.
by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009
mugGet the clown bagmug.

Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.
OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..
by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019
mugGet the Clown Dickmug.

clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.
Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.
by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011
mugGet the clown monkeymug.

Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...
by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011
mugGet the Clown Poundmug.

clobber the clown

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."
by Joe Bone March 7, 2005
mugGet the clobber the clownmug.

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