Closet Bro

Any (usually) white American male that attempts, sometimes successfully, to convince everyone around them that they are not a bro, despite a certain and varying penchant for decidedly bro-like activities or beliefs; frequently using sexual experience to demand respect from one's friends, expressing a desire to fight others, an enjoyment and subsequent short-lived obsession with whatever mainstream rap song is currently "hot", open objectification of women, using ability and ever-readiness to drink heavily to assert dominance and respect within a social group, etc. are all telltale signs of a Closet Bro's true nature.

Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.

Example One

Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?

Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-

Mike: Closet Bro! You!

Example Two

Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.

Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.

by Pharg March 10, 2009

Closet Democrats

Registered Republican voters who previously supported Putin’s Pawn but who are so disgusted with the GOP that they will be covertly voting across the board for Democrats in the upcoming elections.

Of course I’m a lifelong Republican but that doesn’t mean I’m not one of the Closet Democrats who will be choosing to vote against fascism!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

chotsky

Very similar in definition to schwag. Free stuff of inconsequential value.

There was plenty of chotsky and schwag available at the NAB conference this year.

by Tom LaPlant May 28, 2006

clitstrobe

upward and downward motion of touching the clitorus with the big toe of your left foot

she got so wet while being clitstrobed by aunt sally

by Andrew February 28, 2004

pussy close-up

A tightly framed shot in porn making, which displays finest pussy details: the labia, the clit, urethra, and vaginal opening.

Pussy close-up is desirable in the end of creampie scene, to show jizz leaking out of vagina

by dildo777 April 6, 2022

closed relationship

this type of relationship exists when both individuals mutually agree at not labeling a mainstream relationship. Instead they partake in a closed relationship which is simply two friends who are more than just two friends who enjoy each others company without the labels of boyfriend and girlfriend.

boy1: hey, want to be in a closed relationship?
girl1: ok. lets hang out.

by linkin ice fanny cigarette February 14, 2009

too close for comfort

1) Dangerously nearby or accurate.

2) When someone or something is way too close and you being to feel uncomfortable.

1) Woa, that shot was too close for comfort.

2) That tarantula is too close for comfort.

by BabyFlo October 30, 2010