When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.
Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"
Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"
Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"
by Jdub3l September 26, 2009
those individuals that say to you "TMI", but really are the one's most TITILLATED by the information.
jada, your such a closet creeper. when i said " finally time to go BRA shopping, you replied "honeyTMI", but you know your imagination was running wild.
by nice all the time April 15, 2010
You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
by Kewihe December 06, 2015
"That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"
by Guacamole Nigga Penis555 October 06, 2020
A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
That bitch is such a closet juggalette
by Holly Matzz April 24, 2011
Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.
by HeyComeOverByMe September 02, 2019