Closet Hoe

Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.

Tiffany was my friend till I found out she a closet hoe.

by Iseeyoubiatch May 8, 2018

Mop The Closet

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.

Did you just see that slob mop the closet?

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

closet creeper

those individuals that say to you "TMI", but really are the one's most TITILLATED by the information.

jada, your such a closet creeper. when i said " finally time to go BRA shopping, you replied "honeyTMI", but you know your imagination was running wild.

by nice all the time April 15, 2010

Closet Theater

When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.

Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"

Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"

by Jdub3l September 26, 2009

Closet slob

noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.

On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.

by Crazybmws February 19, 2012

closet juggalette

a juggalette who is not open about being one, she still always has your back, and loves her family.

That bitch is such a closet juggalette

by Holly Matzz May 15, 2011

Closet Fatass

When you eat a ton of food but you're still skinny.

"That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"

by Guacamole Nigga Penis555 October 6, 2020