Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

James Clark

Inspirast to be apart of the navy. Plays golf professionally with old grandpa's

James Clark said "join the navy!"

by IAmMe69420 December 11, 2023

Mrs. Clark

The best teacher ever in the history of the intire world and also does not teach a arts and crafts class.

Wow is that Mrs. Clark over in the hallway? She is the best teacher!

by Kingslayer von oppstopper IV December 17, 2023

Mr. Clark

mr clark is that chill laid back english teacher who will let you re-sit and essay just because you want to

“have you got a sub next session? hopefully they’re like Mr. Clark.”

by ace yo-yo urbane August 24, 2023

Raymond Clark

Raymond Clark is really funny. He is much funnier than his friends. He really hates Kangaroos, but loves cats. A Raymond Clark typically abides in cooler climates and hates the heat due to his heavy stature.

Raymond Clark is so much funnier than Drew.

or

I fell in love with Raymond Clark the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so funny, but don't mention Kangaroos around him. Seriously, do NOT mention Kangaroos.

by RCcola1015 August 29, 2023

Dirty clark

When you make a girl cum twice and keep going until it hurts

He did a dirty Clark and it was the best experience ever

by Thatshad September 3, 2023

Jason Clarke as Roger Robb

From Zero Dark to Atomic secrets, Clarke's Robb's got that Cold War cool!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Jason Clarke's in Oppenheimer, who's he playing?

Person 2: Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, spying them atomic secrets dude!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023