A big piece of shit shaped like a pineapple (also can look like a human brain) that rips open your anus before crashing into the toilet and throwing water onto your now bleeding, burning ass hole.
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a.k.a. The Triple C
When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.
When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.
Tammy: "Trixie, you're not looking too good...what's wrong?"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."
Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."
Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"
by t-rex machine August 23, 2011
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The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.
But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.
But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)
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1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.
2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.
3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.
4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.
5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!
2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.
3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.
4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.
5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!
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