choadskii

it's simply broskii but for people with choads.

"Bro, you have a choadskii"

by wa10404 July 17, 2025

Choda

(noun)

A uniquely Southall phenomenon: a short, chubby man with a suspiciously tight topknot, who claims his steel plate in the elbow is from “back in the day” but actually got it when trying to repair an old Mercedes in a pub car park. Often spotted in the Broadway area, loitering near the samosa shop, telling stories no one asked for.

“Oi, careful — don’t make eye contact with that Choda. Last time I did, he tried to sell me a used carburettor and showed me his elbow scar.”

by HorseCoq August 11, 2025

chadaree

the afghan term for a burqa. a burqa is a head garment usually worn by muslim women that covers your body with only a mesh or grille on the eyes. it also features embroidery on the cap and front.

run! they're here! put on your chadarees and run away!

by water water boi September 18, 2025

Choad Chowder

Another colorful name for cum, but especially when it’s more thick and clumpy.

(John)” mannnn I heard Maria swallows cum!”
(Mike) “ oh yeah bro, she loves that Choad Chowder”

by E.M Scroteler September 23, 2025

Choad coax

The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.

Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!

Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!

by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025

Boiled choad

A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long.

That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad

by A-Aron balake January 14, 2015

Female choad

Amy has a booty

Amy has a booty Female choad on her bum. Female choad on her bum. Choad . Female

by Bobybo July 9, 2018